You may know from my regular appearances at Starbucks, I am partial to the odd mug of Coffee.
This is extracted from http://www.101funjokes.com/ which may explain some stuff:
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
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